Something super awesome just happened! (Not clickbait)

You probably don't need to read this part

If you can't tell this is completely sarcastic. People who do this are super annoying, but now that everyone does this it's nearly impossible to get people to read your stuff if you don't.

ALRIGHT GUYS IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG REVEAL GET SUPER HYPED

I pet my dog today.

why did I make this this is so stupid